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DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH

Carol’s Postcard from Miami

by | Dec 31, 2017 | Don't Forget To Laugh

From what I hear, it is -130 degrees in Davidson right now. It is a sunny 74 here in Miami. In other words, I’m not coming back.

I will post my intention on Facebook. Then all those robbers who scan for such information may break into my home.

Please. Rob me blind. Take all the size 6 clothes that haven’t fit me since Junior High school. Help yourself to all the apartment stuff my son left behind. Evidently, my house is his free storage locker.

Take it all. I need nothing but this glorious Miami sunshine.

Davidson police, please quit watching my house so the thievery may begin.

Now, my ride is here to whisk me away to the Everglades.

Been nice knowing you all.

XXOO

Carol, The Warm

Carol Bradfield

Carol Wilber Bradfield is one of those "Lake People." She snuck into Davidson many years ago when someone left the gate open one night. If seen, please approach carefully and give her a hug... and cash if you have it. Lots of cash. Thank you.

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