DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH
Rules for Better Living from “Cosmo”
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH "63 Secrets to Better Orgasms." This Cosmopolitan headline slapped me in the face as I was innocently standing in line at Food Lion, holding my Silk, avocados, and Tostitos. Are things now really so ridiculous? This may officially make me an...
read moreHead’s Up: Mother’s Day is Coming
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH Mother’s Day is coming. Remind your mother that a woman's place is in the kitchen by giving her a new appliance. Tell her, "I love you; now fix me something to eat,” with these gift ideas: Juice extractors are popular now. For $299.99 (not to...
read moreStoned Artists
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH "Welcome. We're Artists Stoned," declared the thin woman as I entered the small art gallery in Asheville. "Wow, that's honest marketing," I replied. She just smiled. After admiring the pottery, quilts, and 50,000 pairs of earrings, I headed...
read moreMuch Ado About Dog Poo
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH There is a bag of dog poo in my refrigerator. Wanna’ come over for dinner? Actually, it's a present for the vet, from my pound puppy, Ginny. I don't know if it needs to be refrigerated or not. I threw it in there just to be safe. Yes, it is...
read moreCarol’s Postcard from Miami
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH From what I hear, it is -130 degrees in Davidson right now. It is a sunny 74 here in Miami. In other words, I'm not coming back. I will post my intention on Facebook. Then all those robbers who scan for such information may break into my home....
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