DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH
Brick is So Yesterday!
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH "It is not enough to acknowledge the elephant in the room. It must be killed and removed to make way for new growth." This pronouncement was from Mr. D. Stroi Davidson, the not-so-great, great, great, great, great grandson of Brigadier...
read moreWhat is the Soundtrack of Your Life?
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH What is the soundtrack of your life? Do Bach and Beethoven sooth your soul, or do you belt out "Back in Black" to your hairbrush while getting ready for a Saturday night? I think we all appreciate a bit of the extremes. (Weren't they Diana...
read moreRules for Better Living from “Cosmo”
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH "63 Secrets to Better Orgasms." This Cosmopolitan headline slapped me in the face as I was innocently standing in line at Food Lion, holding my Silk, avocados, and Tostitos. Are things now really so ridiculous? This may officially make me an...
read moreHead’s Up: Mother’s Day is Coming
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH Mother’s Day is coming. Remind your mother that a woman's place is in the kitchen by giving her a new appliance. Tell her, "I love you; now fix me something to eat,” with these gift ideas: Juice extractors are popular now. For $299.99 (not to...
read moreStoned Artists
DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH "Welcome. We're Artists Stoned," declared the thin woman as I entered the small art gallery in Asheville. "Wow, that's honest marketing," I replied. She just smiled. After admiring the pottery, quilts, and 50,000 pairs of earrings, I headed...
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